In the spirit of another well known list, here are some little known facts about our instructor, Mr. Peter Sorce. We encourage others to post their own...Peter Sorce is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Google will not search for Peter Sorce because it knows that you don't find Peter Sorce, he finds you.
Peter Sorce can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Peter Sorce can slam a revolving door.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Peter Sorce has allowed to live.
If you spell Peter Sorce in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Peter Sorce's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
When Peter Sorce wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Peter Sorce has actually been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life there.
Peter Sorce is what Willis was talking about.
Peter Sorce beats rock, paper AND scissors.
Peter Sorce is why Waldo is hiding.
It only takes Peter Sorce twenty minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Peter Sorce.
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ReplyDeleteYou forgot.. Peter Sorce is the greatest singer ever, and he won't hear otherwise.
ReplyDeletePeter Sorce can in fact "raise the roof"...with one hand.
ReplyDeleteIcy-Hot is too weak for Peter Sorce. After a workout, Peter Sorce rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot magma.
ReplyDeletePeter Sorce always knows where Carmen SanDiego is.
ReplyDeletePeter Sorce uses pepper spray as a spice when he's grilling.
ReplyDeletePeter Sorce's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
ReplyDeleteGiraffes were created when Peter Sorce uppercutted a horse.
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